Don’t Go To Ulah Bistro.

Seriously, the food sucks. I was so insulted by the hollendaise, which Im pretty was pre-packaged.

For $12 I expect the real deal. This is why I often get it on the side — because there is nothing worse than eggs benedict smothered with a shit hollendaise. Eggs benedict, by the way, is a real litmus test for a good breakfast, so I often order it. And Ulah Bistro in DC has a definitively bad breakfast. Don’t go there.